One Brick New Orleans Trip

This is a random list of funny quotes from the week. Sorry...you had to be there to understand most of them. If anybody has others, please comment and add them to the list!

- I feel like a can of smashed assholes.

- Don’t be alarmed if my leg goes straight.

- I haven’t taken out the trash in a LONG time.

- Look at my chest hair. They look like fire going to my nipples.

- That boy should drink less.

- This place needs a mastubatorium.

- Do you really think he did that many drugs? Woody Allen, I mean.

- Nobody was around…so I took the trash out.

- No, I haven’t had a six pack. Look, I only drank the neck out of that one.

- When I get home, I’m taking four bags of trash out. You guys are talking one bag at a time, I don’t understand.

- We’re all adults here…I can walk around in a towel, right?

- Each and every person here, individually, is more interesting than the entire population of my hometown.

- This must not be an asshole convention because I wasn’t invited

- What’s up bradu?